Ice Cream Quotes and Holidays, Fun Ice Cream Jokes and Silly Ice Cream Puns!

If you haven’t noticed, I’m OBSESSED with ice cream! I have collected some fun ice cream facts for the social media channels I run for @laicecreamfestival and @seattleicecreamfestival as well as my own @thesweetestescapes account. I love celebrating all ice cream and sweet related holidays and have even put some dates in my calendar with a recurring reminder so I never forget! What a dork, right? I do it for the blog! I’ve also collected some great ice cream quotes, along with fun ice cream jokes (some are great dad jokes!), as well as silly ice cream puns! Since I work in the entertainment industry, I HAD to include movie quotes and memorable ice cream scenes. As a bonus, I’m throwing in some great ice cream song and lyric suggestions because at this point, why not?!

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Fun Ice Cream and Sweet Holidays

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January

• National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day - January 3rd

• National Whipped Cream Day - January 5th

• National Milk Day - Jan 11th

• National Strawberry Ice Cream Day - January 15th

• National Blonde Brownie Day - January 22nd

• National Pie Day - January 23rd

• National Peanut Butter Day - January 24th 

February

• Ice Cream for Breakfast day (first Sat in Feb)

• National Dark Chocolate Day - February 1st

• National Carrot Cake Day - February 3rd

• National Chocolate Fondue Day - February 5th 

• World Nutella Day - February 5th 

• National Frozen Yogurt Day - February 6th

• Chocolate Mint Day - February 19th

March

• National Peanut Butter Lovers Day - March 1st

• National Oreo Cookie Day - Mar 6th

• National Frozen Food Day - March 6th (does ice cream count?)

• National Pi Day - Pie day! March 14th

April

• National Chocolate Mousse Day - April 3rd

• National Caramel Popcorn Day - April 7th

• National Peach Cobbler Day - April 13th

• National Pineapple Upside Down Cake Day - April 20th

• National Jelly Bean Day - April 22nd

• National Cherry Cheesecake Day - April 23rd

May

• National Apple Pie Day - May 13th

• National Chocolate Chip Day - May 15th

• National Devil’s Food Cake Day - May 19th

• National Taffy Day - May 23rd

June

• National Donut Day - first Friday in June

• National Chocolate Ice Cream Day - June 7th

• National Fudge Day - June 16th

• First Day of Summer - June 20th

July

• July is National Ice Cream Month!

• National Strawberry Sundae Day - July 7th

• National Sugar Cookie Day - July 9th

• National Free Slurpee Day - July 11th

• Cow Appreciation Day - July 14th

• National Ice Cream Day - (third Sunday in July)

• National Vanilla Ice Cream Day - July 23rd

• National Hot Fudge Sundae Day - July 25th

• National Coffee Milkshake Day - July 26th

• National Cheesecake Day - July 30th

August

• National Ice Cream Sandwich Day - August 2nd

• National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day - August 4th

• National Sponge Cake Day - August 23rd

• National Waffle Day - August 24th 

• National Banana Split Day - August 25th

September

• National Chocolate Milkshake Day - September 12th

• National Ice Cream Cone Day - September 22nd 

• National White Chocolate Day - September 22nd

• National Cherries Jubilee Day - September 24th 

• National Coffee/Starbucks Day - September 29th

October 

• International Coffee Day - October 1st 

• National Homemade Cookies Day - October 1st 

• National Cinnamon Roll Day - October 4th

• National Frappe Day - October 7th 

• National Cake Decorating Day - October 10th 

• National M&M Day - October 13th 

• National Dessert Day - October 14th

• World Food Day - October 16th 

• Sweetest Day - October 17th

• National Chocolate Cupcake Day - October 18th

• National Boston Cream Pie Day - October 23rd 

• National Chocolate Day - October 28th

• National Candy Corn Day - October 30th 

• Halloween/ National Caramel Apple Day - October 31st

November

• National Candy Day - November 4th

• National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day - November 7th (very specific! haha)

• National Vanilla Cupcake Day - November 10th 

• National Sundae Day - November 11th 

• National Cake Day - November 25th

• National French Toast Day - November 28th 

• National Lemon Cream Pie Day - November 29th 

December

• National Cookie Day - December 4th

• Gingerbread House Day - December 12th 

• National Ice Cream Day - December 13th (not sure why there are two different National Ice Cream Days but I am happy to celebrate both occasions!)

• National Cupcake Day - December 15th

• National Chocolate Covered Anything Day - December 16th 

• National Cookie Exchange Day - December 22nd 

• National Candy Cane Day - December 26th 

• National Chocolate Candy Day - December 28th

Ice Cream Joke

Silly Ice Cream Jokes - Good for Kids!

• Q: Where does one learn to make ice cream?

• A: Sundae school!

• Q: Why did the Teddy bear say no to ice cream? 

• A: Because he was stuffed! 

• Q: Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?

• A: They have a soft serve.

• Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow? 

• A: Ice Cream 

• Q: How did Reese eat her ice cream? 

• A: Witherspoon.

• Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? 

• A: Pi a'la mode.

• Q: Why did the ice cream truck break down? 

• A: Because of the Rocky Road.

• “Hey Ernie, would you like some ice cream?”

• “Sure Burt!”

• Q: What do you call someone else’s ice cream?

• A: You scream

• Q: What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?

• A: Sundae!!

• Q: How do dogs like their ice cream served?

• A: In a woofle cone!

• Q: What did the ice cream cone do on the weekend?

• A: It spent the day chill-axing!

• Q: Where did the ice cream cone go to ride its mountain bike?

• A: It went to a Rocky Road!
  

• Q: Why was the ice cream cone a good reporter?

• A: It always got a scoop!

Ice Cream Puns

• You Got Soft Served.

• If we are what we eat, well, I am awfully sweet.

• You are the sprinkles to my ice cream.

• We are mint for each other. 

• Ice cream makes everything better.

• I want abs, but I want ice cream more.

• Go Shawty, It’s Sherbert Day.

• It’s always ice cream o-clock somewhere.

• Life’s better with a cherry on top.

• I’m A Big Softie.

• If you believe, anything is popsicle.

• Game Of Cones.

• The only man worth chasing is the ice cream man.

• Peace, love, and ice cream.

• In-Cone-Ceivable!

Ice Cream Quote "Life is like an ice cream, enjoy it before it melts."

Fun Ice Cream Quotes (great for Instagram captions)

• "Life is like an ice cream, enjoy it before it melts." — Unknown (my personal favorite)

• "The best time for ice cream is always." — Unknown

• “I love you more than ice cream” - Unkown (I say this to Josh!)

• “My head says go to the gym. My heart says eat ice cream!” — Unknown

• “If you were ice cream, you’d be my favorite flavor!” — Unknown

• “A balanced diet is ice cream in each hand.” — Unknown

• “Every day should start with coffee and end with ice cream.” — Unknown

• “I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” - Wendy Liebman

• “A day without ice cream was a day wasted.” - Iain Pears 

• "I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream." — Unknown

• "Tomorrow we can eat broccoli, but today is for ice cream." — Malory Hobson

• "I never say no to an ice cream." — Ingrid Betancourt

• "When I'm no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg." — Snoop Dogg

Inspirational Ice Cream Quotes

• “Don’t let your ice cream melt while you’re counting someone else’s sprinkles” - Akilah Hughes

• ”You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that is pretty much the same thing." — Unknown

• “Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.” - Charles M. Schulz

• "Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing." — Unknown

• "There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix." — Amal El-Mohtar

• "Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos." — Don Kardong

• "If life is a bowl of dark ice cream, small moments we enjoyed are colorful sprinkles all over it." — Unknown

• "Ice cream is cheaper than therapy." — Unknown

Ice Cream Movie Quotes and Memorable Television Scenes

• “The only good thing about being wounded in the buttocks… is the ice cream” and "Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream. Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!" — Forrest Gump

• "It was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all." — Lemony Snicket

• "How'd you like some ice cream, Doc?" - The Shining (1980)

• Anna Chlumsky's Vada joins a grown-up writing class and recites an adorable ode to "vanilla, chocolate, Rocky Road, even with pie a la mode." - My Girl (1991)

• Pulp Fiction (1994) John Travolta and Uma Thurman bond over a milkshake.

• The Notebook (2004) when Rachel McAdams kisses Ryan Gosling after smashing ice cream into her lover's face.

• Wonder Woman (2017) - Gal Gadot discovers what she has been missing on her remote island!

• FRIENDS is my favorite TV show of all time, remember when Chandler (Matthew Perry) eats his feelings after his relationship went downhill.

Ice Cream Songs and Lyrics

• My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard - Kelis, “Milkshake”

• The cold never bothered me anyway." — Frozen, "Let It Go"

• “Give me a ice cream, Girl for the weekend, Kind of girl she built for any season.” - Wyclef Jean and Sean Kingston, “Ice Cream Girl”

• “Ice, ice baby” - Vanilla Ice, “Ice, Ice Baby”

• “You’ve got me chasing after you, like an ice cream truck” - Beyoncé, “Ice Cream Truck”

• “I’ll Stop The World And Melt With You.” - Jason Mraz

• “Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside Ice, ice cream, ice cream paint job” - E-40, “Ice Cream Paint Job”

• Oh my my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by” - Van Halen, “Ice Cream Man”

• “I want your ice cream, I want it, what you waiting for?” - Mika, “Ice Cream”

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